I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
no you cant smoke seaweed
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Serious question: when you had my right nipple in your mouth, did my nipple ring have both of the balls on it, or was it missing one. Current situation: missing one.
I threw up in the kitchen on the floor and a guy tried cleaning it up with a spoon at a party.
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I may quit my job to go be a costumed Jedi at Disneyland.
THERES A BEAVER CHASING ME, ANGRY BEAVERS IS FUCKING REAL DUDE
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
Someone drank my pedialite!
YOU drank your pedialite. I watched you chase shots with it!
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