He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
next time im at a party and go to fist bump the dude who took my virginity two years ago PLEASE STOP ME
i'm about to be the still-drunkest person on the ellipticals
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
this is a preemptive text before you call me freaking out: i have your keys and your car is parked safely a block down from your apartment.
you are a goddess
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
This reminds me of the time you were crying and puking in the toilet at that party while i did shots of tequila in between blow drying your feet. miss you!
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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