goodnight i made you a song goodbye
Today I ate a sandwich and half my molar fell off, feels like a semi sprayed into my jaw.
I wish i was spraying into your jaw.
you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
So... Apparently, "Home" isn't the correct response when a cop asks for your address...
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
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