I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
I just kept pointing at random people and telling the bartender to put it on their tab.
We call it lazy sex. We just lay next to each other and help each other masturbate. that way we can both be on bottom.
you duct taped a twenty to your thigh just in case and passed out.
I feel like a cloud. A cloud that wants to be laid.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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