Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
You know that it's no longer pregaming if you don't go anywhere, right? That's just drinking alone.
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
it's great music for shaving your balls
I've created a drink called, "watching the sound of music with grandma." its straight vodka
We need to pull ourselves out of this slump. We need dick and lots of it. We are going to fuck our way to happiness.
I found him. We're on the way back to the condo. He was sitting in the lifeguard stand letting people passing by take pictures of his nipples for a buck each..he made 15 dollars
I take back all of the insults I've ever said toward those money makers
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
Not saying I'm a lesbian. Just saying that every time she walks by I wanna scissor her
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
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