My sheets at my parents place are clean. No braveheart but I can paint myself, yell "freedom", and sword fight you with my cock. So come over.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
He was like a Bill Nye the science guy of sex....he was telling me things about my clitoris that I didn't even know
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
Do dollar stores sell vibrators?
There’s a child, alone, sitting on a picnic table out there, making bird noises
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