at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
Midget Michael Jackson impersonator dancing to Beat it in Penn Station almost caused me to miss my train. God, I
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
And now whenever I see a documentary about dolphins, I think about sex, which is super weird
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
Well shit, I would've slept with him if I knew he was gonna be in the draft.
Chick in the kitchen making breakfast.. Yours or mine?
the weird part wasn't waking up in someone else's underwear, it was how the cat was staring at me like he knew more about last night then i remembered.
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