no, he's only a walking dick if he mans up. right about now he's just a walking transgender.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
I don't know what the fuck is in the water in New Hampshire, but these dicks are HUGE.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
There are only four things in life that are certain. 1 Death, 2 Taxes, 3 The wu tang clan aint nothin to fuck with, and 4 you will never be more important than taco bell
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
I'm sorry you caught us fucking in your bathroom. If it makes you feel any better when I tried to put my pants back on I dropped them in the toilet.
What happened to fro yo and sex?
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
I think I'm dead. Also I think I stole $20 from a stripper.
You did. Then gave it to me.
This girls ass literally just fell out of her jeans in front on me on the escalator. Going commando on a Monday morning is a bold move.
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