Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
Bar closing I am hiding in the bathroom. do you think anyone will find me?
Im starting to realize why people dont masturbate while driving
How come I'm the only one who's around when people show up? I had just taken a shit, I wasn't wearing pants, phantom of the opera was playing and the fridge said PENIS.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
You are a booty call, not a friend.
I want this pizza in and around my mouth forever..
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
I need to align my fucking chakras
Just stalked the girl I hooked up with last night's boyfriend. He seems nice, I approve.
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