If I had a nickel for every time I've used a condom, I'd have... two nickels.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
Well, I woke up with a text message from my cab driver that said "I hope you're alive," so that's a good indicator of how I was acting last night.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Ps we ordered a pizza at the pool today and I dropped the entire thing in the pool. We still ate it. #canthang
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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