I made her dinner: Beefaroni with grated parmesan cheese on top. Luckily she showed up drunk and gave me head, "For spending so much time preparing."
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Between the plague n the counterfeit drugs we brought back from mexico I'm not thinking too highly of their country right now. Screw mexican homeless men.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Every time I see him I get horny. I can't help it!
Just stop. You're making other wives look bad. We are all starting to hate you.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
we fucked in the backseat of my car at the observatory, right under the stars. it was a starry, orgasmic filled night
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
Randomize
