I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
sweetheart all i remember is you throwing up and saying "i thought things would be better now that barack obama is president"
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
Either I'm deep cleaning my apartment out of severe academic procrastination or I'm subconsciously nesting and need to take a pregnancy test.
It's like a double rainbow in both sides of the sky mixed with The Jeffersons.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
We found out if you get Ben high but stay sober yourself he is an AWESOME cook. You need to get your ass down here, this goes against everything I know to be real.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
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