i think i have reached a jessica simpson level of regret
Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
Every time I think about it I can feel His toe in my mouth and I gag, I'm scarred for life.
I need to pay that drinking in public ticket, but I also really want to get a spray tan next week... so priorities.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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