call me tomorrow and ask me about coke-whore stripper. It hasnt happened yet, but im sure it will be plenty disappointing.
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
Just set all my clocks a minute apart. Now my 4:20 is longer by sixfold
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
Holy walk of shame. Fuck someone's house. I walked past a family eating their free continental breakfast wearing yesterday's makeup
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
What drink are we having for lunch?
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
When you start lapping your martini like a cat it's time to go home. Partys over.
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