yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
The cops wrote boobs in the police report. ...vandalism is our calling
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
Can't feel body but making pizza rolls
Just hooked up my fuck buddy with a job working for my dad...this can only end bad.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I got sriracha sauce on my mask while I was eating fast food, now wearing it makes me hungry
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