When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
If everyone lived like me, we would need 5.9 earths. Fuck yes america.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
I love how adderall is equivalent to money on a college campus. just got a ride home and paid the driver in adderall...yeeah buddy
i just found a cheeto on my floor and ate it. i might still be drunk.
Matt is in the hospital again. the night nurse text me asking not to bring the boombox again. is it sad or awesome that they are starting to know us?
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
apparently I crawled into someone's bed and demanded they call me 'big dog' before shotgunning a beer
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
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