I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
remember when u banged some random dude twice in the back restaurant room of the bar i work at with customers still there? and woke up with an enormous highschool-sized hickey this morning? no big deal.
i wonder if i could find a boyfriend who would call me big papa
sure if you go to prison
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
And in my birthday dress, with my friends, i peed on myself in line for the club. Still went in and partied. I remember pieces
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
We were fucking and his phone rang and it was his grandma. He just had a conversation with his grandma while fucking me from behind. Then his dad called and asked him what he wanted from taco bell.
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
The Adderall says yes, but my body says no.
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