Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
if three guys were standing in front of you and they differed only in the hairiness of the groin who would you choose: smooth as a baby's bottom, the grass lands or the amazon jungle?
i think you're getting too neurotic about why she won't touch you.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
I just ate nachos topless with a fork. Live with meeee
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
He ate shrooms at 9:30, said, "see you later," and left. I am alone on New Years.
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
THIS IS NOT A DECISION I MADE AT ONE IN THE MORNING IM JUST GETTING AROUND TO TELLING YOU ABOUT IT NOW
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
How do u ask ur friend if shes keeping her kid but in a chill way
Umm my dog ate your vibrator. Sorry 😬
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