I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Hypothetical question: If a guy wanted to watch you fuck me, would you be willing to take a long lunch break on Wednesday?
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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