i jhust puked up my retainher.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
we dont know what were doing after yet. first up we have 90 beers and a party kit and fun hats.
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I've got 2 dollars. How do I turn this into alcohol?
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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