I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
just took a pee in my own yard...decided i had to poo..only got a dingle berry....wiped it away with my finger..help me...my mom AND dad are home.
she broke up with me using backstreet boy lyrics
you deserved it if you knew it was backstreet boys.
please explain to me why there is a shopping cart in my living room.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I was chasing pulls of fireball with bites of a bagel and yelling at people to take tequila shots with me. I shouldn't be allowed to go out alone.
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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