i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I need more social interactions that don't involve sex
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
how do you casually eat pancakes with someone after they send you an unsolicited dick pic?
you don't. it's the point of no return for pancake enjoyment.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Who's the captain of your team? Captain Morgan as usual?
And me
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
The Olympian is in my bed
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
He left a fire sauce packet from taco bell that said "promise you'll text me in the morning" on my nightstand.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
PANTIES FOUND
Anything special planned for Valentines Day?
Does testing the strength of my coworker’s marriage count?
Randomize
