When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Well, it's hard to say. Last night he puked a perfect circle around him on the floor, and then sat in it insisting it would protect him from the smoke monster. He's was still there last time I checked.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
you were holding her above your head singing Circle of Life in what i assume was a Simba reference. then she smacked her head on a bar light and the bouncers kicked you out
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Youre having a picnic
Yeah but all we have is vodka, so it's getting a bit out of hand.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
Well, thanks for not letting me sleep with anyone, but no thanks for telling everyone I have the clap.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
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