just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
she gave him a mild concussion from throwing him against the wall in an attempt to dance with him. gotta love monday nights at the sandbar.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
Next year we will be 30 and no more shots during the week.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
How does one hint at their mentee that they used to casually fuck his brother
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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