Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
So I commented on one of his pictures "who do I have to give a full effort blow job to, to get the Ides of March movie poster behind you" he responded with a number that wasn't his. I still texted it. I love that movie.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Pretty sure I was impersonating Rihanna when I kept asking him what my name was while we were making out
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
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