we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
only you would photoshop your dick
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
oh, you know. just sitting in my bed high as fuck wearing a windbreaker and watching british tv.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
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