Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Totally just asked Dad if I needed to show the real estate guy my tits so he would let us buy the house. I've really got to work on that filtering thing.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
He told me he loved me mid lick. Anyone that can look at me from that angle, lick my vagina, and say they love me must absolutely mean it
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
I'd introduce you to the guys, but you'd probably make them all fall in love with you
I could do with a Floridian man-harem. Let's do this.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He's all enlightened and liberal. My next beefcake will be much more Neanderthal.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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