GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
if i die of alcohol poisoning tonight, just know i kinda expected it and totally deserved it
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
She started ignoring us once we told her we were out to celebrate your abortion. Who knew strippers could be judgemental?
He purred while eating me out. HE PURRED AND I LIKED IT.
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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