How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
His best friend walked in while we were banging, turned on the light, yelled BURN, grabbed his computer to play the Thunderstruck drinking game, turned off the light and left.
Dude, just look at these fucking curtains and chill out.
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
Jesus christmas you are like the Martha Stewart of threeway planning
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
blue gatorade loses no color upon regurgitation
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I'm torn between regretting everything and regretting nothing.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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