We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
I think the pivotal moment was when we used the see and say as a drinking game with shots of whiskey. It was all downhill after that.
Basically I learned last night that if you're too polite people will think it's okay to play with your nipples when really its not even a little okay
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
You shouted, "LOOK I'M HAWKEYE," and beaned mike with a dildo from across the room.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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