Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
I want you to know that the guy who peed in your bed got fat.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
he sent me a picture of him holding out his pinky so we could pinky promise. i have to fuck him now
I think the night went to shit after he started sweating and crying about a taco he dropped on the ground 3 years ago. No more blind dates
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