wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Its a first. Never been peed on in a line to concert. First time for everything.
She kept telling me it was a squirtgun.
He showed up at my front door with Plan B and a rose...
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
