If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
i lost my phone in the process of getting a condom out of my hair
Registered for next semester classes drunk. Let's hope I didn't accidently sign up for history of dinosaurs again...
I think I just puked all over my comforter and my roomdmate won't wakt up to washc it for me
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
A lot of things don't look good... It doesn't look good for a lifeguard to be smoking a cig and drinking from a conspicuous cup... But hey I'm doin it
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
You were so drunk you told some dude your life story in one short sentence... and kissed his fiancé. You're invited to the wedding.
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