Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
This is how I know I have no life... Jon and Kate are my emotional roller coaster.
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.
That's ok. Our relationship has a solid foundation of booze and questionable behavior.
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
My flask has coffee in it for finals week.. So that's responsible right?
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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