I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
If I have to go to the hospital can we stop by the liquor store on the way?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
she was rubbing her elbow against the fish tank and laughing hysterically then she said I'M THEIR FISHY GOD and watched harry potter
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
And by not handle it I mean it makes me want to sit on his face
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
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