I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
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