It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
I decided to name her "day after thanksgiving" because I am sure I just got someone elses leftovers.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
I mean, it's free alcohol, to turn it down would be a crime against humanity.
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
I wish i could just live off of margaritas and good sex.
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
what the fuck happened to the tacos
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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