She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
I'm not saying Tijuana was a bad idea, I'm saying that we make poor life choices. And Steve was robbed by the police.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
I woke up like how did I get here this blanket is nice but it was just the curtain
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
Look, if this is a cop, just lemme know that Mike is ok. Fuckin all star game
I don't blame you. I made YouTube videos of me singing Rent songs then slept with a married couple. Fucking tequila.
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