I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
He must hate going to the bathroom. Every time he does he is reminded how small his dick is.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I would ask what did you do but I feel like who did you do is probably more appropriate
My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I don't know what the bubonic plague feels like- but I'm gonna guess its something like this.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
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