I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
Hes far too high and trying to explain daylight savings time to me. Help?
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I awoke in a cab to find myself on a ride to niagara falls. Apparently I paid the cab driver half up front.
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
He referred to his penis as "a gentle giant" and said I had offended it
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
What I thought was my travel sanitizer was actually my travel lube. Most awkward transit ride of all time!
Did you catch one of my beer pong balls in your cleavage or was that a dream?
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
dave might be using McDoubles to pay for dances
he has gotten at least 7 lap dances out back
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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