Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
Best friends brother. Beat that.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
Hey so when you left last night was i wearing shoes?
Of all the things that can be stripped of me i'll be damned if it's my vanity
we didnt plan anything. just randomly met up in the park, both reached into our pockets and each lit up a joint without exchanging words. we're telepathic potheads.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
that was the most beautifully crafted sentence ive ever read that involved the phrase "genitals or whatever"
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