you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
Its my nipple ring piercing anniversary. We need to celebrate.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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