I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
DO NOT FUCK HIM ON MY BEAN BAG CHAIR
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
Definitely Got caught hugging a strangers tree last night with 5 others.
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
It's my coworker's last day party and I'm the one who ended up shitfaced on the train with half a bottle of belvedere in my bag.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
drinking from the bathtub cause I'm too lazy to walk downstairs and too thirsty to care
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Look, I tried but his dick tasted like disappointment.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
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