Words of Wisdom: ordering a pitcher of whiskey cokes, putting a straw in it, and calling it your drink is not socially acceptable
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
We got a 5L jug of wine for 3 Euro. Italy was a good choice.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
So the bump is from hitting my head in an elevator. Apparently I dived into a cab head first too.....
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
You're doing screenings before you set me up again- no child sized dicks allowed.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
Just told my mom life fisted my asshole. She looked at me with complete understanding. I'm scared...
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Shame is for Republicans.
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