$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
I just told my parents that Capt'n Crunch does weird things to my mouth... my dad just stared at me
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
his pick up line was "wanna get a pizza and fuck?"
did it work
that's not the point...
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
I was fed cake in bed and then was pinned down and ridden till I came. And then fed more cake. I'm going to marry Brad. I'll put money on it.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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