btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
We found him in the neighbors shed using a bicycle as a blanket. We just left him there.
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
People shouldn't leave you two alone together. You're just going to end up having sex.
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
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