quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Was that your vagina? Received a text pic from a number I didn't recognize. Shaved, so no hair color cues. But it looked like your lips.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I have cum and leaves all over me. Don't ask questions.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
It's done, I'm done, goodbye veneer of class and dignity it was nice knowing you
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