i think i have two assholes
is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
You kept saying we got to find the end of the rainbow, which turned out to be a box of lucky charms and Guinness in the bag of cereal
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
Was I just dreaming, or was there a corpse at work last night?
She was just sleeping.
Is it bad that I'm kind of disappointed by that?
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