i called her out for picking her nose in public and he still wonders why i don't like her!
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
im shotgunning beers in the kitchen. alone. the cat is judging me.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Is it OK to disqualify a potential therapist if she lists 50 Shades of Gray as her favorite book? Or is that a good thing?
It's after midnight. I didn't find the answer to my problem, but I did find the bottom of a bottle of vodka, so... there's that.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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