no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Apparently "he pulled out..mostly" is not a valid reason for thinking there's no way i can be pregnant to the nurses at the student health center.
Penises. Penises everywhereeeeeeeee. Penis ratio is sooo disproportionate. I can't NOT get laid tonight.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
If I can't pick up a cat lady, I probably need to turn to Internet dating.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
I reek of latex and grilled onions.
Mission accomplished.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I would like to formally reclaim my title of a turn up queen.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
When was the last time you got laid?
When was the last time you came home sober?
touche
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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