Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
Did you just see the Batmobile???
Breaking personal boundaries is my trademark
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
His penis has a special gift of curing my broken heart
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
Where'd you go last night?
Don't EVER let me photobomb a group of lesbians again. They made me their "straight mascot" and I ended up singing Donna summer tunes for beers at their apartment complex.
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Our office went out together for the first time to celebrate the fact our coworker got fired.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
You’re sleeping on my couch so you’re not making dick appointments tonight
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
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