so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
I just wiped my vajayjay with snow. Bad idea.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
oh no, im for sure still drunk. i wana eat evrything in the fancy feast commercial... everything
Nope we're in the ER. He lit himself on fire trying to impress another girl with magic tricks.
Overall win. We all know who got to sleep on the concrete outside of Denny's with you.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
You're the second person to offer to fuck me in the bathroom at work. Idk whether I should feel honored, or if cvs is just a turn on.
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
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