He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
Afraid I'm about to get arrested. Complicated situation but not a joke. If I do not text again that all is clear within 90 minutes kindly begin bail process. I have the cash to repay as soon as I get home. Details later.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
i think dick pics are a sign of a sexual renaissance
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He tried to tell me that he could handle his liquor better than "all the bitches in this town." AS HE THREW UP. ALL. OVER.
Okay, maybe filling water balloons with vodka was not our best idea.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I just wanna be naked and go frolic in the snow
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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