what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
i have received so many congratulations texts this morning. sleeping with him really was a good decision.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
i woke up surrounded by junior mints. not to mention, there was a huge pyramid of natty cans baracading the door shut. this is why i can't drink alone.
Hands down, the girl passed out in the bathroom was the best looking. Concious or not.
It involved homemade coconut rum, a waterfall, and street signs. I'll leave the rest to your capable imagination.
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I have to drop off my inflatable penis costume at the bar for my bartender. Do you think you could meet me there at like 630?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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