All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
It's 11am on 4/20 and I'm already in urgent care.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
At first I was horrified but then he explained that he shave a "soul patch" on his balls... And I was still horrified, but I went with it.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
If there's a nuclear war you can come over. I'll feed you soup and you can rig up car batteries to power the coffee pot and toaster. We can grow tomatoes and chickens.
Its like Gods punishment for wanting to party
Just let a guy I just met eat me out in a shed at a baby shower. May have sunk to a brand new low
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