So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I got a Luke Skywalker costume so I can go do battle with the homeless guy who plays the fiddle dressed as Darth Vader downtown.
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
So I just saw Jonah Hill at LAX and decided my fat fetish is back
You should go to counseling for that
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
If eating a cheesesteak naked doesn't make me feel better, then I don't know what will.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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